PorcelainHearts

Music: Baba O'Riley - The Who

I was trying so hard to figure out David Cook's second song last night, and where I've heard it before. It just sounded too familiar.

About 5 minutes ago, after listening to it again, I got it! It's the CSI theme song! Hah!

Okay I'm done. That was my own moment.

Thankfully driving class today was pushed back to 11.30. I got to sleep in, like I always do. Admittedly, my driving has become rusty over the weeks of not practicing with a manual. I don't think I did too bad. One more class and it's test. About time, right?!?!

So throughout the entire session, my instructor kept asking me to smile. Like forcing me to smile. Maybe I wasn't feeling too excited about the whole thing because come on, I don't like going for classes. They make me nervous. Anyway, he did it once, I bared with him. But after that, he kept on asking me to smile. And I quote, "Smile. Now. Smile a bit more lahhhh!"

I think I ended up giving him really sarcastic smiles and blunt remarks. Sorry but it was getting on my nerves! I'm not a smiley perky sort of girl. At least I don't think I am. Unless you load me up with tons of alcohol. No, not a hint.



THAT is why I don't smile. Because I end up looking like an 8 year old! No, I am not trying to act cute. I am the last person in the world who is gonna go all kawaii on someone else. I'd rather look drunk than act cute. That last sentence wasn't true but I think my point is made clear enough. For the record, yes, I took it specifically for this post.

My point is, I don't smile. Unless it's for a serious picture which most of the time, I dislike. Or I only smile when I'm too lazy to think of a face. Or too lazy to risk looking retarded. Pick your poison. Honestly, I'd prefer a silly face as opposed to a smile. Shame I don't know many.

But here are a few of my favourites which I can pull off without looking disgusting.

Yeah. I'm an inner gangstuh.
Caption: Like, yo wanna hang at muh crib. We can go grab some fried chicken and rap-a-long to fity cent ya'll. Ya dig, homie? Oh like heck fo' shizzle.

This is just wrong but it's a stupid look. I look like Ima go beat somebody up.
Caption: Hey leave Britney alone!

Caption: Bleh, I'm too lazy to care.

I felt like the laptop deserved some love.
LOVE!

On a final note, I missed my chance of going out because I didn't read Karyn's text early enough. Boo!

Note: This post tells me when I have definitely spent too much time with myself and not enough time with other human beings. No, I am not usually as self-obsessed as you might think I am because surely, this post does give that sort of implication.

Plus, I was too lazy to entertain all you worthy readers with words today. So what better way to suit it up with a bunch of stupid pictures. You are free to print it and stick on a dart board. Yes, you have my consent.

Signing off for now.